Hmmm.. Perhaps I can do a little magic here…..
Is it a red herring, or a dragon?
How’s this, Tim? I’ve asserted there is a dragon in my pants. I have just realized that I never explained how amazing this dragon is. Did you know the dragon has a father? Indeed, the dragon in my pants has an all-powerful, all-knowing, creator of the universe father. He is the Super Mega Awesome Dragon, or SMAD, for short. Further, Godzilla is also a major player here. Invisible, yet green, Godzilla completes the trinity of dragons that rule the universe. So if you insist on playing apologetics, here’s my rebuttal to them all:
1. The cosmological argument: There must have been a “first cause” or “prime mover” and this first cause we identify as SMAD.
Is it a red herring, or a dragon?
How’s this, Tim? I’ve asserted there is a dragon in my pants. I have just realized that I never explained how amazing this dragon is. Did you know the dragon has a father? Indeed, the dragon in my pants has an all-powerful, all-knowing, creator of the universe father. He is the Super Mega Awesome Dragon, or SMAD, for short. Further, Godzilla is also a major player here. Invisible, yet green, Godzilla completes the trinity of dragons that rule the universe. So if you insist on playing apologetics, here’s my rebuttal to them all:
1. The cosmological argument: There must have been a “first cause” or “prime mover” and this first cause we identify as SMAD.
2. The teleological argument: essentially this is the intelligent design argument. The world we live in is complex. Because it is so complex, it stands to reason that here must have been a creator. This creator was SMAD.
3. The argument from experience (includes the arguments from beauty, love, and religious experience): some experiences are best explained by the existence of SMAD.
4. The argument from morality: any objective morality depends on the existence of SMAD.
5. The ontological argument: SMAD is a "being greater than which cannot be conceived"; therefore, there must be SMAD.
6. The transcendental argument: logic, science, ethics, and other serious matters do not make sense in the absence of SMAD. Adraconic arguments must ultimately refute themselves if pressed with rigorous consistency.
7. The will to believe doctrine: belief in a SMAD “works”, thus there must be a SMAD.
8. The argument from reason: Reason is not the result of physical phenomena. If naturalism were true, there would be no way to know it. There must, therefore, be a SMAD.
Now, if you insist that I must disprove your god to be an atheist, please disprove SMAD, Godzilla, and the dragon in my pants. Then, I’ll use your method.
Now, if you insist that I must disprove your god to be an atheist, please disprove SMAD, Godzilla, and the dragon in my pants. Then, I’ll use your method.
And yes, you missed many. Look here: http://wiki.ironchariots.org/index.php?title=Main_Page